Use my Spell to Get Over an Ex and Move On With Your Life.
Are you heartbroken? Do you wake up every morning feeling like your insides have been pulled out, ground up, and ready to be thrown onto the grill?
I say ‘wake up’ – what I actually mean is you spent the whole night wide awake thinking about how miserable you feel, and how much you miss the person you loved more than anyone else in the word.
And last night followed yesterday when every song you heard on the radio brought back a memory. A friend of mine sobbed her little heart out over a TV commercial for sneakers! Sneakers! And all because ‘he wore some like that!’
It’s horrible isn’t it.
Especially when you were so sure that they were ‘the one’ and you were the perfect couple.
But as you very well know, things change. And you know in your heart of hearts that this relationship is over. It’s time to move on. But… how?
**HARD TRUTH WARNING** You aren’t going to like what I am about say. But here it comes: You didn’t make the perfect couple. There, I said it! If you had then you would still be together, right?
So, you’re in a real Love Funk, but fortunately for you I’m here itching to cast some Black Magic spells. What a coincidence eh? What say we……you know……cast a Get Over Your Loved One spell and both leave happy? I’m game if you are!
Who can benefit from my Get Over an Ex Spell?
Well, that’s a pretty easy question to answer especially for a clued up Witch like me!
This spell is for anyone who feels heartbroken BUT realises that they need to move on with life. You have loved and lost but know that there is a better life out there for you. One without sleepless nights, and the urge to eat a whole tub of ice cream whilst watching reruns of ‘Friends’
How does the Get Over an Ex Spell work?
My Get Over an Ex Spell starts by clearing out any negative energy that you might have picked up whilst you have been in your Love Funk. Love Funks leave you vulnerable to icky stuff, so that is the first thing I’ll need to get rid of. We want to start with a clean slate.
Secondly I cast the spell………this one involves a raw heart, some black and silver glitter, a couple of clothes pegs, 3 egg shells, a seashell and clocks set to 3 different time zones. (OK, it doesn’t include any of those although maybe some black and silver glitter……’you can never have enough sparkle Dahling.’)
Thirdly, I’ll ask you to do a daily ritual. It’s real easy to do. Promise. I already know you can do it. The only question is ‘will you?’ It’s what makes the spell work once I’ve cast it.
How long does the Get Over an Ex Spell take to work?
The spell starts to work as soon as you begin the daily ritual. Spells aren’t lazy. Magic likes to be busy so as soon as I cast your Get Over an Ex Spell it starts to rub it’s little Black Magic hands and get busy. The Magic then looks to you to make it bigger and more powerful, it’s your spell after all. Your daily rituals are like throwing gasoline on a fire, they give the spell even more ooomph and we LOVE oomph!
Are you ready to Get Over Your Ex One?
You are, I know you are, I can feel it from here. One little click and we can get started. The rest of your life is waiting for you……